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[priorly]

Don't grind anything for god's sake. You're trying to make it feel good, not buff it to a high sheen.

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I HAVE FOUND IT FEELS PERFECTLY FINE WHEN THE TEETH COME TOGETHER.>

[priorly]

Baby, you're not going to be coming together with anybody if you do that to them.

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IS IT NOT MY MOUTH, TO DO WITH IT AS I PLEASE?

AND I AM SIX AND THRITY. THAT IS HARDLY A "BABY".

[priorly]

[Well, Prior's finally reaching for his device to recheck the username - the translator stops reading them out after the first response.

Fortunately, all this fucking capslock's an easy read.

Less fortunately, the translator's not on when he comments to himself.]

How the fuck are you thirty six?

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[ ...well... ]

QUITE EASILY. I WAS BORN IN 264 AC AND WHEN MY REALM WAS TAKEN BY THE STORM, IT WAS 300 AC.

[priorly]

[Well that was unintention but good grief Stannis, Prior looks like you could have birthed him.]

I take your point.

[bruxisms]

[ shadowbabies: not even once.

seriously though, they literally suck the life force right out of you even when you already looked ten years older than you actually are. ]

DID YOU ASSUME ME OLDER THAN MY AGE OR YOUNGER?

[ ...though he is quite certain he knows the answer. ]

[priorly]

Little older?

[Give or take a decade or two, also the old man texting fails to help.]

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I THOUGHT AS MUCH. MY ELDER BROTHER OFTTIMES TOLD ME I ACTED AS THOUGH I WERE A MAN TWICE MY AGE.

HE OUGHT TO HAVE FOLLOWED MY EXAMPLE.

[ some of us grew up in a medieval world with little magic OK PRIOR. ]

[priorly]

[Hey there's no magic where Prior comes from either. Just ignore the divine interventions.]

The... example of never moisturizing?

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I WAS MASTER OF SHIPS ON MY BROTHER'S SMALL COUNCIL AND MY KEEP WAS ON AN ISLAND.

I RECEIVED PLENTY OF MOISTURE.

[ ...what else could he mean? ]

[priorly]

Well tell that to your pores, because they haven't been paying attention.

[bruxisms]

I KNOW NOT WHAT THESE "PORES" YOU REFER TO ARE. ARE THEY NOT THE SMALL HOLES ON SOME SPONGES?