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ᴋɪɴɢ ♚ sᴛᴀɴɴɪs ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ (
bruxisms
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2014-04-22 11:32 pm (UTC)
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Yes. When two gay men love each other very much they produce a sixteen year old child that is black.
True story.
[Serious face.]
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2014-04-22 11:37 pm (UTC)
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No doubt they are quite pleased with themselves. Still, two men cannot produce a woman nearly grown, no matter how gay they may be.
[ a pause, as he moves his teeth from side to side. ]
Yet again, Renly proves himself to be little more than a child.
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everysecond
2014-04-22 11:40 pm (UTC)
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But, new uncle of mine. Don't you want me?
[She acts so shocked!]
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bruxisms
2014-04-22 11:42 pm (UTC)
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I am no more your uncle than I am Joffrey's.
[ Your shock is not appreciated. ]
Be that as it may, you would certainly be
vexing
enough to be my brother's child.
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everysecond
2014-04-22 11:43 pm (UTC)
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Wait until I really get going. I bet I could make papa look like a fucking angel.
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bruxisms
2014-04-22 11:45 pm (UTC)
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You underestimate Renly's ability to vex men, girl.
[ He can do it with just a piece of fruit. ]
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everysecond
2014-04-22 11:48 pm (UTC)
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Awww. But he's such a peach.
[Grin. Yeah. She went there.]
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bruxisms
2014-04-22 11:53 pm (UTC)
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[ . . .
Oh, this has
Renly
's work all over it. A pity that he was not born a commoner, for it seems to Stannis that he would have made a
splendid
fool. ]
My brother told you to say that, did he not?
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everysecond
2014-04-22 11:54 pm (UTC)
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He would never.
[Yes. Yes, he did.]
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bruxisms
2014-04-22 11:57 pm (UTC)
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Yes, and nothing brings me greater pleasure than my brother's company.
[ Is it
normal
for younger brothers to vex their elders
this
much? ]
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everysecond
2014-04-23 12:00 am (UTC)
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Yeah. I can tell. Your desire to get closer to him is just overwhelming me.
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bruxisms
2014-04-23 12:02 am (UTC)
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Be that as it may, he is still my favourite brother.
[ Yes, even when committing treason, Renly manages to be slightly more likeable than
Robert
. ]
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everysecond
2014-04-23 12:04 am (UTC)
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So I have another uncle who managed to, in your opinion, suck more than my new father figure?
[Well, she doesn't think Renly sucks but give her the deets, uncle!]
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bruxisms
2014-04-23 03:09 am (UTC)
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Yes, though he is not present here.
[ Truthfully, he can blame
everything
that ever went wrong on Robert. ]
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everysecond
2014-04-23 08:40 am (UTC)
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And douche uncle's name is...?
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Video
True story.
[Serious face.]
Video
[ a pause, as he moves his teeth from side to side. ]
Yet again, Renly proves himself to be little more than a child.
Video
[She acts so shocked!]
Video
[ Your shock is not appreciated. ]
Be that as it may, you would certainly be vexing enough to be my brother's child.
Video
Video
[ He can do it with just a piece of fruit. ]
Video
[Grin. Yeah. She went there.]
Video
Oh, this has Renly's work all over it. A pity that he was not born a commoner, for it seems to Stannis that he would have made a splendid fool. ]
My brother told you to say that, did he not?
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[Yes. Yes, he did.]
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[ Is it normal for younger brothers to vex their elders this much? ]
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[ Yes, even when committing treason, Renly manages to be slightly more likeable than Robert. ]
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[Well, she doesn't think Renly sucks but give her the deets, uncle!]
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[ Truthfully, he can blame everything that ever went wrong on Robert. ]
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