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[bruxisms]

❝ If you have something to say, then say it. ❞

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I am no more your uncle than I am Joffrey's.

[ Your shock is not appreciated. ]

Be that as it may, you would certainly be vexing enough to be my brother's child.

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Wait until I really get going. I bet I could make papa look like a fucking angel.

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You underestimate Renly's ability to vex men, girl.

[ He can do it with just a piece of fruit. ]

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Awww. But he's such a peach.

[Grin. Yeah. She went there.]

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[ . . .

Oh, this has Renly's work all over it. A pity that he was not born a commoner, for it seems to Stannis that he would have made a splendid fool. ]

My brother told you to say that, did he not?

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He would never.

[Yes. Yes, he did.]

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Yes, and nothing brings me greater pleasure than my brother's company.

[ Is it normal for younger brothers to vex their elders this much? ]

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Yeah. I can tell. Your desire to get closer to him is just overwhelming me.

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Be that as it may, he is still my favourite brother.

[ Yes, even when committing treason, Renly manages to be slightly more likeable than Robert. ]

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So I have another uncle who managed to, in your opinion, suck more than my new father figure?

[Well, she doesn't think Renly sucks but give her the deets, uncle!]

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Yes, though he is not present here.

[ Truthfully, he can blame everything that ever went wrong on Robert. ]

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And douche uncle's name is...?