A King, though before that I was a lord. My elder brother took the throne from Aerys Targaryen, the Mad King. As he died with no trueborn heirs, the throne fell to me, regardless of my personal desire for it.

[ he has not yet offered his name. though he supposes he should, as he only knows this man's network name as well. ]

I know not what the dragons in your world are like, but dragonfire leaves little left where I come from.

[ or, perhaps "bagels" are shockingly durable foodstuff. in that case, why would anyone eat one? ]